Family Guy: PS Your vagina’s in the sink Joke

Family Guy: PS Your vagina’s in the sink Joke

 quagmire family guy jokeFor all those people wondering what joke makes Peter crap his pants every time he hears it – his is the Family Guy PS your vaginas in the sink joke:

A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.”

So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:

“Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over and I just don’t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. P.S. — Your vagina is in the sink.”

However the uncensored version seems to be this:

“Thank you for a lovely evening, however I don’t think this is going to work out. PS Your vagina is in the sink”

Here is the full original Video from Family Guy:

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12 Responses

  1. Bri- bri says:

    This cleared my head. I’ve been goin crazy about what this joke meant and when I found this website… well to putt it short I was close to crapping my pants too!!!!!!!!!

  2. sebasro says:

    i don’t get it

  3. Adam says:

    after i read the joke i have to go poo now

  4. Nick says:

    That joke had potential to be funnier.

  5. . says:

    Sebarso . Since she told her husband she was a virgin and she end up cheating on him witch made her sexually active.. sso she put something up in their to make it tight. Do when he fucked the wife he figured out wat was going on and left her but took out wat she had in her vagina and left it in her sink with s note and said at the end p.s your vagina in the sink. It’s funny cuz he found out and it didn’t work trying to cover her having sex with someone els

  6. Dstdgy says:

    When quagmire told the joke, we hear him say, so this chick meets a guy at a bar…

  7. Keaton says:

    That doesn’t make since. In the episode Quagmire started the joke “this chick meets a guy in the bar” but it doesn’t pop up in this joke which meet leads me to believe that this isn’t the same joke

  8. Name says:

    Can someone explain What is Funny about that joke

  9. Timmy says:

    @Sebastopol the (aka vagina) in the sink is referred to the same thing as when you put meat in the sink to defrost (come down to room temperature) so it can be cooked for dinner.

  10. Steph says:

    Quagmire joke starts with “so this chick meets a guy at a bar..”

  11. Kaela says:

    Ohhh, I thought it might be related to Archer somehow, when his cyborg girlfriend kept leaving her vagina in the sink! Lol. I dont know which came first.

  12. Playboi Kyrin says:

    Wasnt as funny as I hoped it would be🙁

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