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Battle Royale Games

How to Install RoE / Ring of Elysium Battle Royale Game

Due to the nature of install some people may feel “uneasy” installing and downloading files in a foreign language – or just want to make sure they don’t click the wrong thing and install a virus; This guide links to legitmate files and resources that are used, and work.

Whilst I could sit around and tell you all this stuff yourself there are endless videos on the internet explaining how to set up the Battle Royale Game Ring of Elysium or RoE as it’s referred to.

YouTube Install Guide

The video above will help you  with the install and configuration but the downloads are some times not clear where or how to get.  With the below links these are the files you need.

Garena Installer
http://cdn.gxx.garenanow.com/gxx/pc/installer/Garena-v2.0-ID.exe

Process Hacker
https://processhacker.sourceforge.io/downloads.php

Whilst you do not need the Garena app running to launch with the batch file, I’d still recommend that you do use the Garena launcher from time to time for updates.

*Please note, whislt all files have been scanned by me on download, updated files may change and thus do not complain to me if you get a virus, it is up to everyone to ensure they have virus/malware protection whilst being online.

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Private Investigators

Private Investigators Nottingham

Private Investigators Nottingham,  I have recently used these guys to track down someone who owed my company money, they were fast and effective and I would highly recommend them.

They are fantastic Commercial and Private Investigators, and they’re really close to us in Nottingham.

Thanks!

Oh, their telephone number:  0115 822 4553

And their website:

http://www.enquiryagent.co.uk/

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eCommerce Magento

Why Magento is a terrible eCommerce Platform for SMBs

I personally think Magento sucks!  That is of course my own personal opinion and endless amounts of people would disagree with me, but a huge amount of people will agree with me, that Magento Sucks!

If you’re looking at using Magento or recommending it to your client you should read the info below, it might save you a headache.

Generally speaking for nearly everyone who’s not at over £2 million pounds a year with online turnover and SMBs Magento is an absolute utter waste of time.  Below I’m refering to Magento version 2.1.2, the latest at the time of posting.

 

1) It’s not small, it’s very heavy with a lot of features very few will ever use, it’s also nearly 44k files (235MB) big (yikes) – which when you compare it to the 2,443 files OpenCart uses (30.2MB) its obscene.  If anyone at Magento reads this and they have half a brain, HEY! WAKEUP!  You should release a few different versions, even for the free option.

 

2) It’s difficult to setup, configure and host.  Because of it’s vast file base, some hosts limit at 30 – 100k files.  Since the files alone limit your hosts, for those “Magento” specific hosts that limit to 100k  you’re going to struggle with the amount of products you can have.  Also since it’s so beefy it really wants 4GB of RAM minimum.

Ideally you will host Magento on a Dual CPU + VPS with a good 4GB of RAM+.  Busy shops or multistie will soon see the RAM requirement fly up.  Once you’ve had the specs though, you need the server environment, and Magento needs new versions of PHP and MySQL, giving you a super headaches. A standard install with Plesk for example will leave you unable to run Magento 2.  You will have to manually update the core PHP and MySQL Version and then rebind everything back to plesk.

Once that’s up and running you’ll have to edit the htaccess yourself if you’re using Multisite because it seems regardless of how “clever” and awesome Magento2 is, it still can’t edit a htaccess file.  Once you’ve done that you’ll have the horrible task of adding CRON jobs, not so hard, but they need to run on a specific version of PHP, anyway once they’re set that’s not it!  Because on 2 different hosts AND on a VPS I configured from scratch the CRON jobs simply stopped working, new products being added wouldn’t show, meaning I added another CRON to force update of products.

Caching of pages is utter aids, it clears itself some times, other times not.

 

3)  Owners will have a nightmare editing the homepage.  It’s true, it’s about as least user friendly as possible.  There is no easy quick blocks to add to view stuff on the home page.  There’s no “Latest Products”, there’s just “NEW Products” Annd… that’s another problem you have to manually select products as “New” via a date range per product, if you get lazy or you’re busy you’ll suddenly notice that date range has expired and your widget is empty. The “Documents” or pages are not filtered per store either, so multisite headaches continue.

 

4) Designers and Developers hate it.  Version 1 was literally coded in a few weeks.  It’s a total shitstorm of a mess,  Version 2 has over 44k files, the folder structure is like some sort of krypton factor mindfuck that will have you bashing your face on the keyboard.  Designing Magento is supposedly easy, however if you ever venture to the “off the shelf” theme zone then beware,  lots of theme makers force you to use their SQL, meaning that unless you’re starting from scratch the theme is utterly fucking useless.

 

5) Very costly to maintain.  Because there’s so much hate around it, and it’s a total nightmare it comes with a premium.  Many “Premium” skins/themes have “addons” and don’t include the nice navigation or other features and some plugins are very expensive. It’s classed as a “Professional” ecommerce solution and as such you’re raped constantly for it.   Buying cheap labour from places like Upwork generally end up costing you more in the long run since their “ENGRISH” is awful or they have fuck all of a clue what they’re on about.

Also because of the server requirement, hardware wise, expect to be paying for a premium VPS or a Dedicated Server, thus costing your £25-250 a month!

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Web Design Nottingham Website Design

Web Design Nottingham

Web Design Nottingham

Carnfield Web Design Ltd is a Web Design and Development Company in Nottingham.

We offer professional web design services in Nottingham and throughout Nottinghamshire.

So if you’re looking for a Web Design Company in Nottingham then please visit us:

http://www.carnfieldwebdesign.co.uk/web-design-nottingham/

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Uncategorized

A Must have HONDA Resource

If you’ve got a recent Honda Vehicle with the Touch Screen and Android version 4.0.4 then this website will give you all you need to get going with apps and more – INCLUDING SAT NAV! On your new Honda!

 

http://www.mus4.com.br/CMhonda/index.php

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Cooking Food

McDonalds Sausage Meat Recipe

sausage-meat-receipeHi there cookery readers!  I know we all love the fast food giant’s McDonalds Sausage Meat, it’s one of those little sins we can’t live without (seemingly). So, how do we enjoy that awesome flavor on a more healthy level?  By making it yourself of course!

Ingredients:

500g Minced Pork
14g Seasoning

Seasoning:
8 g Salt
1.8 g Cornflour
1.5 g Dried mixed Herbs (obviously not Italian)
2g Fresh Sage (or Dried, but it may need more/less sage in it).
0.3 g White Pepper
0.2 g Marmite (or Yeast Extract – That’s what supermarket own brand is).

Your Kids can now eat a lot more healthy alternative, and should you wish to reduce the salt (to your personal taste) then you can.  I generally add a tiny more white pepper to mine too making it  0.5g)

Prep:

Roll it in a ball and flatten it like a burger (that’s how they’re served there without skin).

Cooking:

Fry on the stove until golden brown, and then flip and continue to cook.

Thanks for reading and if you liked the recipe and would like to donate you can!

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Arts and Crafts

Awesome Ribbon Supplier

Ribbon Supplies are the topic of today’s post!

My Fiance is going through a phase of wrapping everything up in Ribbon, Real proper Rabin, Satin Ribbon and Tartan Ribbon are her favorites at the minute, Christmas, she goes nuts, I have to wrap those presents but she wraps them up with Ribbon after.  They look epic.

Anyway I thought I’d share the site we buy the Ribbons from, it’s Hobby Lion Craft Supplies. Their speedy delivery keeps Sarah happy (no woman likes to be kept waiting!).

 

Update:
Sarah’s recently bought some Hessian and Linen Ribbon and she’s raving about it on facebook now!

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Uncategorized

20% OFF Arts and Craft Supplies Coupon Voucher Code

I just thought I’d share this 20% off voucher coupon code for an Arts and Crafts Supplies website my fiance purchased some bits and bobs from this weekend.

The voucher code is:   IA20

You must spend a minimum of £10 to get your 20% off though, but that’s easily done.  The prices were some of the lowest we’ve ever seen.

So if you’re looking for some bargain priced arts and crafts supplies then head to:

http://www.hobbylioncrafts.co.uk/

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Business Consultants

Business Management Consultants Nottingham

Where as ourselves offer e-Business management, our friends at Oakwood Blue offer good old fashioned server of Business Management Consultants Nottingham.

We’ve used them ourselves to help us achieve our goals.  Their company offers a wide array of business and consultancy services:-

  • Financial Planning
  • Business Refinancing
  • Personnel and Team Development
  • Strategic Business Development
  • Product Development and Sourcing
  • Leadership
  • Sales and Marketing Support
  • Personal and Team Development

  • Financial Planning

  • Business Refinancing

  • Strategic Business Development

  • Product Development and Sourcing

  • Sales and Marketing Support

  • Margin and Profit Maximisation

 

As a review, we’d class their service as 10/10.

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World of Warcraft

WoW CM Boost

WoW CM Boost is a Boosting company that offers a fast professional World of Warcraft Challenge Mode Gold Boosting Service.

They are fast and effective, and I highly recommend them, they’ve boosted several of my characters for challenge modes that will soon be removed by blizzard.

This includes being able to get the challenge mode title, transmog and challenge mode mount.

So if like me, you’re too lazy to bother gearing for CM’s or bothered about learning tactics for challenge mode dungeons then these guys are the ones you want to talk to.

So you better buy a cheap EU WoW CM Gold Boost today!